Post by TOO EZ on Sept 25, 2006 20:41:57 GMT -5
> A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those
> Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
>
> "No more headaches?"the husband asks, "What happened?"
>
> His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
> stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have
> a headache, I do not have a headache,I do not have a headache.' It
> worked! The headaches are all gone."
>
> The husband replies, "Well,that's wonderful."
>
> His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire
> in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go to the hypnotist
> and see if he can do anything for that?"
>
> The husband agrees to try it.Following his appointment, the husband
> comes home, rips off his clothes,picks up his wife, and carries her into
> the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right
> back."
>
> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps
> into bed, and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
> His wife says, "Wow! That was wonderful!"
>
> The husband says, "Don't move! I'll be right back." He returns to the
> bathroom and then goes back to the bedroom, and round two is even better
> than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>
> Her husband again says,"Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he
> goes back into the bathroom.
>
> This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom,she
> sees him standing in front of the mirror, saying, "She's not my wife.
> She's not my wife. She's not my wife."
>
> His funeral services will be held on Monday.
> Headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."
>
> "No more headaches?"the husband asks, "What happened?"
>
> His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to
> stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have
> a headache, I do not have a headache,I do not have a headache.' It
> worked! The headaches are all gone."
>
> The husband replies, "Well,that's wonderful."
>
> His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire
> in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go to the hypnotist
> and see if he can do anything for that?"
>
> The husband agrees to try it.Following his appointment, the husband
> comes home, rips off his clothes,picks up his wife, and carries her into
> the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right
> back."
>
> He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps
> into bed, and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.
>
> His wife says, "Wow! That was wonderful!"
>
> The husband says, "Don't move! I'll be right back." He returns to the
> bathroom and then goes back to the bedroom, and round two is even better
> than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.
>
> Her husband again says,"Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he
> goes back into the bathroom.
>
> This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom,she
> sees him standing in front of the mirror, saying, "She's not my wife.
> She's not my wife. She's not my wife."
>
> His funeral services will be held on Monday.