joc
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Post by joc on Dec 28, 2007 10:08:57 GMT -5
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blond, a brunette and a redhead, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on. Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on. Last, the blond came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed? The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!". She grabs him up, gently carries him down to the water's edge and says "Well, I think you will be when the tide comes in."
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