Post by bufordt on Feb 9, 2008 12:40:38 GMT -5
A blond goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blond replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, "Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest."
"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it, and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual. A couple of hours pass, and the boss decides to check on the blond. He looks out from his office, and sees the blond crying hysterically.
"What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?" he asks.
"No!" exclaims the blond. "I just received a horrible call from my twin
sister. Her mother died, too!"
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, "Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest."
"Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it, and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blond to work as usual. A couple of hours pass, and the boss decides to check on the blond. He looks out from his office, and sees the blond crying hysterically.
"What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?" he asks.
"No!" exclaims the blond. "I just received a horrible call from my twin
sister. Her mother died, too!"