Post by bufordt on Apr 5, 2008 9:07:09 GMT -5
During a medical convention in Brittan, a Russian Physician made this statement.
"The Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney from one man, put in another man and have him out looking for work in 2 weeks."
A Chinese Physician speaking with him said " not bad. In my country, we can take a heart out of one man, put it in another and in 2 weeks have him out looking for work."
A British Doctor then joined the conversation, and remarked with this, " Not bad at all, but in my country we are advanced so much that we can take a heart out of a man, cut it in half, put it in 2 men, and in 2 weeks they both will be out looking for work."
An American doctor heard this and decided he couldn't be out done and went over to the group. He had this to add.
" My friends, that is all very impressive, but in my country we are much more advanced. In my country we are getting ready to put a woman in the white house. And in 2 weeks the whole country will be out looking for work."
