Post by mildew2 on Apr 16, 2008 16:16:54 GMT -5
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'
A moment later two Military Police ran up asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'