Post by bufordt on Feb 27, 2008 14:01:29 GMT -5
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from
his pond.
The Amish farmer shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have nuts in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand. Please speak in English.'
The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands...You'll get more'