Post by bufordt on Mar 14, 2008 12:07:53 GMT -5
A man enters a Barber Shop for a shave. While the barber is
foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a
close shave around his cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between
your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the
closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes,
the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow
like everyone else does!"